I know, I know. I’ve been really bad at hoarding all of her hilarity to myself lately. Sorry!
Me: “Mom. did you seriously eat the chocolate off of the ice cream bars again, and stick them back in the freezer?”
Mom: “..No. (straight face) “
Me: “Mom?”
Mom: “…Yes. v_v”
Me: “Why is it so hot in here.”
Mom: “Im cool…hahaha. Im cool! Cooler than you! bahahah.”
Me: ……”I’m not sure how to respond to that.”
-Linsi
Nicky: Hey mom, we need more candy bar ideas to put in diapers at jessica’s baby shower
Mom: Ooo how about skittles?
Me: Mom, skittles dont look like poo-
Mom:(cuts me off) hahaha poop the rainbow!
Dad: Hey,lets watch Source Code!
Mom: Who’s in that?
Me: Jake Gyllenhaal
Mom: Oh, the sex boy, the cowboy sex boy!
Me: Are you serious mom..
I LOVE YOU TOO <3
Shalin: (while fishing)”Wow Danny, your really good at baiting, you’re like the master!
Dad: Yeah, he’s the master-baiter!
Me: Really Dad…
-L
Mom- You’re sleeping in my room on the floor tonight.
Me- Why?
Mom- Because… you… have nesquick
me-????
Mom: Linsi, would you please do the dishes?
Me: Okay, but i’m busy, so I’ll do them later.
Mom: Stop boning and just do them.
Me: Mom, that dosen’t mean what you think it does.
